A old man hears the doorbell ring on the night of his 100th birthday. He opens the door to see a beautiful young woman in a babydoll nighty. She opens a card and reads, "It's your hundredth birthday, Grampa, and I've sent you a present I know you'll enjoy"!
She puts the card away and begins to undo her top, at which point gramps says, "What're you doing! Where's my present?" She says, "I'm here to give you SUPER sex"! He thinks about it for a minute and then says, "Well then, I guess I'll take the soup"!
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